Thanks to Sahil Malik, I now understand completely, why SQL Server 2005 is "more gooder" than Oracle. :)
Check this video out - Orange County Choppers Now Ride on Microsoft
For a fantastic comparison between Oracle and SQL Server 2005, switch to 2:12 (2 minutes, 12 seconds) within the video. The guy on the left passes a comment which is simply kickass!!
Although, I have to say Mikey's comments are always my favorite. I also want Paul Sr's "Mikey For President" shirt. That just rocks!