Ok, this is just funny.... or at least it was when it happened...
My Wife: (dials Papa Johns pizza)
Papa Johns: Thank you for calling Papa Johns Pizza. Would you like to try one of our new pan pizzas?
My Wife: Actually, I would, yes.
Papa Johns: I'm sorry, we're currently sold out of pan pizzas. Can I get another pizza for you?
My Wife: (laughing her head off) ummm.... no, I wanted a pan pizza. But your sold out of them?
Papa Johns: Yes we are. Sorry about that, but I'm required to answer the phone that way.
My Wife: That's ok, thanks. (click)